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 Fact: An American Animal Hospital Association poll
showed that 33 percent of dog owners admit that they talk to their
dogs on the phone or leave messages on an answering machine while
away.
Chihuahuas were
used as hot packs in ancient times for aches and pains
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Fact: The smallest of the recognized dog breeds, the
Chihuahua, is also the one that usually lives the longest. Named for
the region of Mexico where they were first discovered in the
mid-19th century, the Chihuahua can live anywhere between 11-18
years.
Teacup Chihuahuas are really small. WRONG, a Chihuahua
is a Chihuahua is a Chihuahua. There is not such thing as a
"miniature", "teacup", or "toy" Chihuahua only bigger or smaller
Chihuahuas.
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Fact: The term "dog
days" has nothing to do with dogs. It dates back to Roman times,
when it was believed that Sirius, the Dog Star, added its heat to
that of the sun from July3 to August 11, creating exceptionally high
temperatures. The Romans called the period dies caniculares, or
"days of the dog.".
Chihuahuas are
truly the "Jekyll-and-Hyde" of the dog breeds: your friends will see
the worst side of them and never believe you when you tell them that
your Chihuahua is really a gentle, sweet-natured
dog.
If there is H2O o. n the inside of a fire
hydrant,
What is on the outside?
K9P.
Chihuahuas do shiver when they're cold, but they also shiver
when they are wary, excited, unhappy, or frightened or any other
reason they can think of.
CHIHUAHUA
COMMANDMENTS!
If
I like it, it's mine.
If
it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If
I can take it from you, it's mine.
If
I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If
it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If
I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If
it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If
I saw it first, it's mine.
If
you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically
becomes mine.
If
it's broken, it's yours.
Things We Can Learn from a
Dog
1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for
a joy ride.
2. Allow the experience of fresh air
and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
3. When loved
ones come home, always run to greet them.
4. When it's in
your best interest, always practice obedience.
5. Let
others know when they've invaded your territory.
6. Take
naps and always stretch before rising.
7. Run, romp, and
play daily.
8. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
9.
Be loyal.
10. Never pretend to be something you're not.
11. If
what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
12. When
someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them
gently.
13. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
14.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
15. Avoid biting
when a simple growl will do.
16. On hot days, drink lots of water
and lie under a shady tree.
17. When you are happy, dance around
and wag your entire body.
18. No matter how often you are
criticized, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right
back and make friends.
“You can say
any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that
says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!’” ~
Dave Barry
When puppies are born, they are deaf, blind and
have no teeth.
POEM:
These are my pets
I
love them best.
This is their home.
You are the guest.
So
if you should find
My pets a peeve,
Then by all means,
Feel
free to leave
A Chihuahua
is:
He is your
friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his
life, his love, his leader.
He will be
yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion
What is a
Dog?
1. Dogs
spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in
the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a
block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They
growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they
want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to
play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do
disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet
you.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur
coats.
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